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YO MAMA JOKES!!!
From: mindyourownbusiness.com/yo_mamma.htm
Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming!
Yo mama's so fat , she got Baptized at sea world .
Yo mama's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund .
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps!
Yo mama's so fat, she put on a Malcolm X T-shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her
Yo m a ma 's so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out.
Yo mama's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters.
Yo mama's so fat that she ran after a school bus yelling, "TWINKIE COME BACK!"
Yo mama's so fat that the only thing that keeps her from McDonald's is the door.