What language does a billboard speak?
Answer: Sign Language!
What did one canibal say to the other cannibal when they ate a clown?
Answer: Does this taste funny?
If your trapped inside a glass house with no doors or windows with only sand and fire, how do you get out?
Answer: You kick the glass, the glass breaks, you walk out!
If you are trapped in a metal house with no doors and no windows and only a backpack and a flashlight, how do you get out?
Answer: You don't!
Why do gorrillas have big nostrols?
Answer: Because they have big fingures!
What is big, green, fuzzy, has four legs and could hurt you if it fell out of a tree?
Answer: A pool table!
What do you get when you cross chewing your food and a train?
Answer: A chew-chew train!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a wall?
Answer: Art!
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Answer: Because it was dead!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: He felt like taking a walk!!
If your trapped inside a box with only a baseball bat and ball how do you get out?
Answer: Swing three times and miss. Stike three, your out!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer: I don't know you idiot, ask the chicken!
What's as big as an elephant, but doesn't weigh anything?
Answer: An elephants shadow!
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the same time. Who lands first?
Answer: The dumb blonde because smart blondes don't exist!
How many assistant managers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: Three! Two to find out if it needs changing and one to tell an employee to change it.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people are just out of film.
My pig learned karate. Now he's doing pork chops!
There were two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total?
Answer: Three!